Apologies - and a sneeze!

People I am sorry I have not blogged in for like ever! (It has nothing to do with holding hands!!!!!) I have been pretty busy as work--Ok that is a lie! My job is still as boring as hell but I have been very busy trying to find another job and/or building an empire! All whilst holding hands- so imagine how busy I have been!

So with all my excuses comes a story- a story of my interview this morning! I get so excited to dress up, put my face on and at least look like I am taking over the world- so that is exactly what I did! And then the nerves hit:

I inhale my brekkie, coffee and a smoke almost all at once and I am off! Driving like a crazy person because obviously I am in such a rush! I always believe in arriving half an hour early. (Over The Top to say the least I know!!) I am now in Chisi and the shitteth hitteth the fanneth!!! I have left the diary that I so maturely wrote the address down in on my desk- I don't have my Recruitment Friends number and I am already in a flat spin...................
And then THE SNEEZING begins- not just a few, like a million!! One tissue!
So I am trying to get on my skype to find the address as it was skyped to me- well not today because the phone skype doesn't have the messages the computer skype has- so not ever actually! The Friends number- unavailable! Still SNEEZING- no more tissue- just one little one!
So finally the brainwave- Facebook!! I finally get the address with 15 minutes to spare! But in true me style instead of getting exact directions I think "I know exactly where that is!" and off I go!

Angel on my shoulder: "You should have got directions"
Me: "Pa-lease I will find it"

I drive and drive- no luck- still sneezing by the way! I call back to get directions- and find it in about 2 minutes! I arrive on the dot!! Head straight to the bathroom to sort out the tissue situation! And the wait begins- thank goodness he was late- half an hour late! It allowed the SNEEZING to subside and I also had time to redo the face! (I had eyeliner running down my cheeks from the SNEEZING) It also gave me time to have a good look at what I was wearing! WTF was I thinking?? I was wearing socks with semi open shoes!!!!! In my morning panic to avoid frost bite I had put them on thinking it would be fine- NO NO NO- Trinny and Suzanne would have killed me! So there I am in this waiting room trying to discreetly remove my socks and shove them in my bag!
Anywhoo the interview went quite well so now let the wait begin!

But I will just say one thing- it was SnoT a very good start to the day! Ha ha ha!!

This weekend??
I am hitting the Barnyard with an awesome bunch of mates- much excitement I must say! On Saturday there is The Party bus- I am absolutely gutted to be missing it! I have polocrosse!! As per us (ush- uzsh-yoush???? How would you even spell that?)... But am really looking forward to it as its a fundraiser for Mike Cossey- a very special guy who has had to go to England to get his ticker fixed- so if you can come see!! Ruwa Country Club!