No under 18!!

You know that sinking feeling in your stomach- it can be fear, disappointment or just a general one...

Here is an example of one:
You have been out and got so over tweeked it's ridiculous-
You wake up and you feel like absolute crap and have no memory! You lie and think... Was I dancing naked, was I an A class cow........... OH FUNK!!! I remember flashes of light- it must have been angels saving my life and bringing me home!
So you force yourself out of bed- have a half an hour bath to try rinse the putrid alcohol smell off you and go to work!

You make it to work and flop behind your computer- almost fall asleep while the ancient box style desk top warms up and the downloading emails process begins.......
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Oh shit balls!!!!!!!! There it is in front of you, it was not angels but in fact some funny funny person with a camera:

The Photographer tagged a photo of you in the album "Drunkest person EVER!"

To see photo follow the link below:
http://www.youareaknob.com/

Thanks,
Facebook Team

You think:
Screw you Facebook Team and The Photographer- don't judge me- you don't know me!
Scream out loud: "I hate you Facebook Team!"
Almost in tears now!
You click on the link and your once speedy wifi is now like a frigging dial up- it's even making the dial noises! Finally..... you click on your notifications:

The Photographer tagged you in 500 photo's.
Wait and wait while they downlaod or upload (Whatever).
And mostly this is what you find:

At least its a real guitar-I mostly rock out the air type one!!

Classy- real classy!



Oh shit I did- I did dance naked! And I dont even have big boobs! What was I thinking??

 At least I didn't pose next to these puppies (This is a real life photo by the way- not of me unfortunately):

The definition of relief?
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Is when you have gone through that whole computer ordeal- you are sweating you are so nervous and this is what you find:

Happy hump day people!! Hope everyone has a thrasher tonight at Tinners or Honeybear! I will be continuing my quest for maturity whilst watching The Other Guys!! (New fave movie)

xoxo