Newspaper Day...

When you are as mature as me Wednesdays can be useful! Useful to go to your best friends house and drink wine! Not just any wine- very morish red wine! So there we were, Mos and Squito sitting in a haze of smoke red wine in hand!
Problem: Mos has flu so could not drink wine as easily as say- me! It was like I hadn't seen wine in a year and now I have a small diff winde! But thanks goodness it was box wine firstly because I probably would have drunk the whole box and secondly because the sulphites in that stuff leads to MAJOR diff windes!!
All I can say is thanks God I got the phone call to say Tinners was too quiet!

Due to my maturity which leads to lack of stories to tell you I thought I would treat you with some of the pictures and articles I read in the Herald:

Ok so I just love the fact that 75 years ago Zimbabweans drank like their lives depended on it! :) One and a half gallons per person- not that i know what a gallon equates to but it sounds like a shit load of scotch!!! No wonder The Father has a bop!
And.................. Joke of the year!!!!!!

What a knee slapper!!
I hope you have an awesome Thursday!

xoxo