The Bench

The being mature thing- kinda out the window!!
Friday night it worked- I stayed at home and watched the most ridiculous movie- MacGruber! WTF! That guy is mad! And rode my horses all day Saturday!

It's like I have a split personality when I put make-up on! I got ready and off I went to Saint Johns rugby- so gutted Peterhouse lost- there must be a good reason! Other than that it was awesome- the Irish coffee's- catching up with mates I hadn't seen in ages and of course a couple of beers! Our next venue was unknown until KHaas and the boys walked out and said come watch the rugby at So-and-So's house! We don't know So-and-So but whatever- it was going to be good! (We being me and Mos). Before I go on- Mos had already done the following:
-The Car show
-Polo
-Attempted Tinners but it wasn't open.

No room for being bored on a Saturday hey Mos! So off we went to So-and-So's house- which turned out to also be Bob's house and so the evening began.. A few bevies there and off to my cousins farewell- so delish punch, but poor Mos was so sick with the flu- so had to drop her home! But never fear- her FOMO took over and I had to go pick her up again! Ha ha..

So off to Tinners it was! It was cold! But never fear- there are fire things all outside, it was magic! There we were all huddled around a fire sitting on a table. I need to paint a picture in your head:

Benches like that- not cuddling that much obviously! But on our table the part where their feet are was broken off! Well The Drunkest Person in the World walked up and started grabbing the hot wood from the fire- Bob and I were off one way and Mos the other way, but poor Mos didn't get too far! You see the plank had broken off- but the support mechanism was still there and Mos had forgetten this in her panic- she literally flick flaked she was moving at such pace- spilling her drink and grazing her body! But as Mos does- she recovered with grace and had another soup!!
I had actually done the same thing earlier but not nearly as gracefully as Mos, and I only have two gigantic bruise/grazes on my shins and laddered stockings as appose to a grazed body!

I actually dont want to devulge into anymore happenings of that night- it was a rediculous! I am stopping drinking!!! Nooot! But my goal of maturing is still in my sites- reach for the moon and you will land on a star hey!

I am too excited for this weekend:

 Eeeeeeeekkk!! I hope to see everyone there!!!!!

So I heard on Friday night there were some hectic fights- NOT COOL people!! If there are any fighters reading this- grow up! I am going to sit on the next fighting people I see- before you even have a chance to discuss!

On a happier not- compliments of the funniest person I know in the whole world!

What did the Sushi say to the Bee?
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Wasaa(p) Bee

xoxo