Shuff-ff-ffling Part two!

So for part two- so after we had had our massive breakfast we decided to hit the supertube at Carribia! "Did you know that Superman was born in the supertube?"- quote compliments of The Bop... As you do in Kariba- we started drinking at about 10- actually maybe even earlier. I let everyone get about an hour ahead of me- the reason being- as much as I think I can- I am no good at handling booze!
So with our supertube effort done- we headed home, plus two! Not just any two- two smalls. Yes 10 drunken fools and two children, but it forced us to eat as we had to feed them anyway. So there we are enjoying the delisoicness of chicken and off borie rolls- when who walks in?? DES- he walks in and just sits down with us!!!!


Des: "What up, what up- man its so effing hot hey"
Squito: "Ummm, well why are you wearing a jacket?"
Des: "Well how else can I carry my shit around" (Like his torches and stuff I think)


VERY AWKWARD SILENCE


Des: "So there is a thumping party on tonight in town"
The Crew: "Cool"


Another awkward moment


Des: "Please holla if you go to the thumping party."
Crew: "OK"  (Awkward)


He then jumps up and walks through our house- WTFFFFFFFFF??????? Not strange at all!


It was so way wierd we decided to go to the point and wait for the arrival of Ladybird, 50 and Johnny Blaze.. Well we were so zoned out- until they arrived- it was like a new lease of life! We stayed on the point till the sun went to sleep again and then off we went back to the cabin:


To play some EXTREME 30 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Game One:

Left vs Right side of the table.

Winners: Gaga, The bop, Mos, Knight Rider, Squito

Report: There was a lot of in team fighting- sibling rivalry maybe? There was also a lots of shouting the wrong answers, accustations and cheating! The winners got off to a slow start but took the lead in the last 2 block stretch...

Quotes:

• "Jesus was in it"- silence-"Like the book" = Bible
• "Well we won ok, we won- so F*#K OFF" = This from the 'quiet' little Mos!

Game Two:

Every second person was in your team- thus seperating siblings- which seemed like a good idea.

Winners: TFCD's: 50, The Bop, FOMO, Squito and Mos

Report: To figure out who would get the first go we had to come up with the most DISGUSTING name we could think of- it was tough but TJCC's took it hands down- but let me just say things are not looking good for us with redemption day coming up... Specially Green Leader actually- GL developed a new tactic:

Mos: "No we got THREE"

GL Shouts: "Who the eff, what the eff, etc"

Mos: Speechless

Squito: Spilt half her drink and raaannnn!

It was so hilarious, Green Leadre is so chilled- but when he wants to be cheeky- watch out! (It was for realzies though- just tactics)

Next attempt at a tactic was 50- "The african country?" Us: "Angola" 50: "Yes"

The Protector smelled a rat- she takes the card to examine- no Angola! She knows him too well!

Quote:

50: "It ryhmes with shashishormia"...................(The answer will be at the bottom)

Anyway the game came down to a sudden death where the opposite team could choose who read- we did not even have to discuss- Knight Rider was the one, but what shocked me was that the other team chose me sha! I always thought I was quite good! Anyway KR got an outstanding 1- and we took the trophy!

I will just say one thing- 30 seconds as extreme as this takes it out of you- we had to get out of the house and to the disco- we are now souupped..

We need to disco dance! And what better place to do it that at Long Bar? The chicks were loving this plan- the guys, not so much! So they drive around as if they are going to another party- expecting a reaction! But alas we were happy with the chair, the drink and the "thumping" music. Our only error was- we only had one drink! So shortly after our arrival we had to treck back to the cabin, reload the drinks, convince the guys and grab the beginning of the end- a bottle of Amarula.

So off we all go- the chicks immediately hitting the D-Floor and the guys hitting the bar (As in just to sit on it). We get treated to The Protectors lap dance- on the FOMO! Too hilarious! I almost hung up my dancing shoes for good!

Well the next thing we get a message that we are leaving and the guys are raging!!

50: They accused us of stealing.

The Protector: What? Who? I am going to sort this out now!

50: Just leave it!

TP: No ways- this place always causes shit.

50: Get in the car- we are leaving!

Squito: No Lets go flatten them!

Piled into the car!

TP: You ARSEHOLES (SHOUTING)

Squito: Assssss hoooooollesss (Squeaking)

TP: You IDIOTS (Shouting)

Squito: You sweaty ball sacks! (Squeaking)

So we get home and someone turns to the guys:

"So did you guys steel?"

Guys look around with confused looks- "Did anyone steal??" Ha ha- but no they didn't- they couldn't!

Moral of the story?

Don't take bottles of stuff to parties and drink it on the dance floor- when there are only 5 of you on the dance floor!

So with no place to go- we had to make the most of the cabin and we resorted to a game of Catastrophic Hik Hak Hok (Some strange people call it Ching Chong Cha)

Rule- You can pull any sign you want- and the most amazing weapon wins!

Laybird: Grenade I think (Pulling a fist)

50: A genei (Open hand indicating the rubbing of a lamp)

Squito: Atomic Fart (Like that sign you pull in that punching game)

Knight Rider: Dog (The dog sign you pull when you are making a dog shadow on the wall)

Fomo: Had lost it- she could not stop laughing- "Who the ef pulls a dog signs after an atomic fart?"

Sorry i have to stop there again- so to be continued...............

xoxo

Answer: California