Shuff-ff-ffling The END....

One more quote from that night:

Ladybird: "Where the hell are we?" - Tatty! :)

So the next day as usual we have our amazing brekkie (Its literally the meal of the day), and decide to head off to Lomagundi to join the rest of the crew. This was the beginning of the END!
So we are on our way, Shuffling to some LMFAO when Green Leader says: "Knight Rider I may need five minutes"! Yes he was very ill- that blinking 'off' wors I say...... (Mmmmm). Prior to the chanda GL had thought it wise to hook his car keys onto his pant... Not the best idea as I am sure this is where he lost them. So now poor GL is feeling like he will meet death and has now lost his, wait his mates car keys- and to make it worse the car is an automatic central locking thing!

Regardless we all sat around a concrete table at the pool and played a game of- The Stupidest Game in the World!
Rules:

• You had to call each other by the nicknames given.
• You could not move from the table. A shot of vodka was your fine if you needed the loo.
• And we played those alphabet games- the loser not being allowed to eat for the rest of the day!!!!!!!!

We had to tap out- it was going one way- some of the 'mature' members of the crew went back to Charara with such excitement- WE WERE GETTING A BOAT! One afternoon is better than nothing!

So of goes GL to get the boat in Knight Riders car- it was taking a little longer than anticipated but we didn't even notice- we sat in The Fridge (The best room ever) and had some DMC's! FINALLY the boat arrives and off we go:

GL (Now sitting in boat when we arrive): KR I am so sorry but I crashed you car. (Your Dad's car)
KR: ha ha ha- you joking!
GL: No serious bra- I crashed it.
KR: F*#k- serious?
GL: Yes seriously- I've been chemsing- so sorry.

Stop right now and just think about GL's day- talk about 'When it rains its pours!'

Anyway the sundowners were amazing- try 6 boats tied up and about 30 people- only in Zimbabwe!!! It was awesome! It was about at this time Knight Rider started turning into the squeeze!
Our last night was quite a poor effort- but given there had been NO holding back up to this point its quite understandable... We played some relaxed 30 seconds and sipped on the wine- I had heart burn for the next 3 days!

Well as you can all tell I am sure- it was a legendary tour and i just CANNOT wait for the next one!

And it is my pleasure to announce that The Squeeze was not killed on his arrival to his Dad's house as he reversed up the driveway so he would have a few seconds to explain!

xoxo

Joke of the day:

Q: What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a giraffe?


A: A dog that can bite people over the wall!