Lets make some money!

Oh I love the weekend! I love and live for it actually! - ok so that was me trying to be excited! I have flu and I can barely breathe so at the moment all I am is bleak! I have tried so hard to cure it- when I first felt it coming I went to the doc and got an antibiotic- some call it hypo- I call it proactive- nipping the problem in the bud! Well it didn't work!!! I even tried to drown it- Fail. Smoke it out- Fail! So now I am left wheezing- its byatiful! But none the less I only have one life so it better just step aside- its messing with the wrong person!!

So onto the weekend- I have lost so much fitness since I moved from TJ's to Tin Roof coz I haven't danced! I need to dance or else I keep all that pent up energy in me and it makes me act like a knob! So this weekend I am dedicating myself to the Art of Dance. Tonight I intend on going to Tin Roof for a bit of a warm up- and then onto TJ's- bugga the lighties- they must move out the way for the wheezer!! I am limiting myself to about 5 units (Vodka 1, coke 1/2, Zappa 1- I make up my own units and the grading can change at any time).
I then have polocrosse tomorrow- look for me- I will be perched on the most beautiful steed in all the land (seriously she's hot) and people will be screaming for me! (I hired them :)) Then on Saturday night we have the first of our many polocrosse bendas (I am shaking I am so excited!). I love these parties because its ok  to act like a fool because everyone is! But this is a very special party- it is to raise funds for Shan Burbrige- a very special friend who had a very bad riding accident- he is doing so well and is just the most amazing and dedicated man I have ever known, but he still has a lot of recovering to do! So please please come and support the cause whilst having a major benda! There will be a DJ and nice big tent and dancefloor, food and of course lots of booze and shooters!! Oh by the way- its at Ruwa Country Club- at the most you will travel 25km's- which is so not bad- i do it every day!

So I would give her and her horse like a 5/10 and Lady and myself- like a 9/10- just to give you an idea of what to look out for! And I won't be wearing that much clothing- what a prude!

So I guess that it from me for now- I have no doubt I will have LOADS or stories on Monday!

xoxo

PS For you zimbo's who know the meaning- I used the word benda to my friend in UK:
She replied: 'Is a benda when you have sex on a horse!' WTF!!
Ha ha ha I thought that was the funniest thing I ever heard!