Been a While!!

And how long has it been! Sheesh!! I am sorry to all my avid readers (about 5 of you)- I started a new job (And you knew that- because you are my family and best friends). Its an amazing job and I am happy to say I actually love getting up to go to work- I didn't even think that was possible!

Do you know what also happens- life changes- like you get a man and suddenly a nice dinner tastes better than a shot of Zappa! I on the other hand have not changed- I may have stopped filling my veins with booze- but like me as a person! I would still choose a Zambuca over a meal any day! I realised this last week at the one and only Tin Roof!! It was like a trip down memory lane- just way better decor and much more stable tables!
I went there to take part in the Skyy volley ball shin dig- and of course got out of hand! We had Skyy vodka shooters before the game- Jaggi's after, all whilst supping a bev all day! Needless to say we lost the volley ball! I am not actually sure 'lost' is the right word! Effed up is probably more suitable! 15-0 (Yes that's Fifteen Orro) and 15-9 in the second game! I think if we had made it into the third round we may have won a game!! The only problem being- one player was passed out in her mans car (snuggled up to a bit of sick) and the other went so pink/red she had to go home! I am not sure why- but that place has these effects- LOVED it!

Never mind the Fomo I then got and had to attend another 'lumo' benda! I clearly remember someone painting my face, tummy, hair and saying don't worry its washable! Then forgot to say jokes!! I the had a jumping (horse type) the next day (The boss was in attendance) and I had a huge yellow (paint) streak in my hair! I eventually had to pull my hair out!! ( I could have created that saying right there)

Anyways- I have so many stories and will try doing a blog once a week! I miss it!

Wait I have to share a quick gym story!! I started gym last week- mother effer I see those pearly gates every time I go!! I always wondered why gym kit is all black! Its simple!! Because any other colour shows up sweat- and there is a lot of that when you are so tired you see the gates! So so embarrassing, I am stretching like a ballerina staring at myself in the mirror! Boom- sweat patches where I didn't even know you could get sweat patches!! CRINGE!!! I ran out of that gym (which was close to impossible)

xoxo