Think Before you Act!

I am not sure when/how/why I thought it would be a hoot to do an act in a variety show- but I did! I have tried to pull out countless times but seemingly you should never say you will do things with out fully thinking it through! Now it's tomorrow (The show) and I am having constant sweats and I have been unable to sleep for days!!

So we have come up with an act where we don't actually have to be in sync, learn a proper dance or anything like that! Sounds easy hey?
WRONG!!!
Knob scone over here said: "I have a great idea- I will go on stage and get the crowd going and jump up and down and stuff"
Easy hey? WRONG!
I am sure I have mentioned before- but when I have to public speak I forget to swallow my spit! So have to stop and glug it down and carry on- its helluva embarrassing! And now I have to talk, swallow my spit and jump around and stuff!
That is not all people!
Knob Scone over here: "I will do the shuffle!"- you know that LMFAO shuffle!
So last night I got my takkies on and waited for the song to come on!! People if I can do one and a half moves that is a lot! Shit shit shit!!!!!!!! And its not like its just 50 people- all family and friends that will clap because they feel sorry for me! No no- KSOH is doing it for 340 people! 340 effing people- that is like ALL my facebook friends- that is a lot of people!!!!!

So please pray for me- seriously- ALL pray for me!! Or feel free to donate me a bottle of Jaggi, Tequila and After shock! (Please note 'and' not ''or') As i am quite the entertainer once I have drunk enough to kill a cow/country/continent!

So if you are going- please clap sympathetically for the 'Party Rocker'! But quite quickly if you could- there is nothing worse than a slow sympathetic clap!!!!

xoxo