Living for the Weekend!

Oh to be living for the weekend is quite a sad place to be- but what a cracker of a weekend it makes for!!!

In Harare it was like the weekend of the house party- must be a moon phase or something! For me- it was the weekend of maturity and holding hands! So on Friday night I went to a delicious dinner at Fish Monger!!! Mmmmmm- the Calamari Steak went down a treat- but the order envy was almost unbearable!! I am allergic to prawns- yes have a laugh all you chops that are not!!! It is the most disappointing thing- specially when The Better Half has prawn cocktail for starter, prawn platter with extra prawns for main- I oath if there was a prawn pudding he would have had it! No picking and swapping tasters for me! But its fine- they are so ugly anyway! Cockroaches!!!

Saturday- Rugby Day!! I love Rugby! Except when the Sharks are playing like absolute tards- but for once they actually came alive.. Regained some of my faith in them- in the second half! Why leave it that late is beyond me! I did however lose faith in frozen foods!
Earlier in the day it was decided- beer, biltong and rugby! It failed on so many levels:

• Do not buy colourful drinks (Red square) just so you are drinking out of a bottle like the boys- they taste like shit and look like cough mixture!
• Don't be picky and refuse spar biltong- you will end up with TM biltong!
• Above all take note: Do not, I repeat do not but frozen chicken samoosas! I fried them- they looked lovely- bit them, disgusting and raw! So I baked them for ages- still gross!! Chicken fat/strange veggies! Not cool!

Before I go any further this is a convo I had on skype with my cuzzy:

[6/10/2011 10:06:02 AM] The Zakki: Ok cool. Will keep you posted about this weekend. I am trying to avoid tin roof this weekend!!! Shit always gets out of hand there!!! Heehee. How is work going?? You enjoying??
[6/10/2011 10:09:45 AM] Bongo: I know that place is DANGER!!!!!! I am also avoiding it forever!!!

Well after lots of arm twisting I was forced to go out on Saturday night! I walked in- first person I see- The Zakki! But he said he was only allowing himself one two litre coke worth of drink- this way he would not be able to drink the whole bottle of vodka, which is usually the case! Well I am not sure if maybe he just diluted the coke with a bottle of vodka but I have a vague memory of him doing the Lama?!!  But who am I to talk when I do the chameleon!! And in case you are wondering- yes I do have losers!!

But I hope my losers dont touch on Oompa Loompa's losers! OL is the guy who decided to pick a fight with A Friend!! If you are reading this I have some advice for you:

• DO NEVER EVER take your shirt off! You think this make you look manly and cool- in fact you look like a little McFatty running around and it may be viewed as quite the joke! I have heard the you dont have to be buff to be a good fighter- but seriously muscles must be handy...

But in any case Oopma or not, fighting is so beefed! So put the muscle away kids! Although entertaining I just don't see the point!

Hope you all have a happy Monday! (As happy a Monday as possible!)

xoxo