Laughter- the best meds!!!

So I have done a couple of blogs about my driving experiences- but this morning I had one that topped them all!
I woke up nice an early- small lie, I always exhaust all snoozes and then rush like hell to get to work! So this time I am not coming in from the Ruwa said but from the other side of town and let me tell you something- the people that drive in from 'that' side of town are as thick and pathetic as the ones from 'my' side, but this is all totally besides the point!!!

So when I first went to 'that' side of town I was told:

"Never stop on this road, there are highjakers. If you have to get out your car and hide in the grass"
(And I'll have you know I think I actually saw them sitting round a fire in the grass waiting for an innocent victim)

Ok so I am tootaling along the road as I usually do when I realise I am getting overtaken by those rustic style cars that are about to fall apart! I am however in 5th gear and my foot is flat! Simple- I change down, but there is none of that usual kick from when you change down! I am literally going slower and slower!

My Head: "Oh eeeffffff I am going to get highjaked!"
MH: "Just take your camera and run for your life- the car is a piece of shit anyway"
MH: "Who shall I send the goodbye text to"
The Phone: "Battery very very low" (From all the snoozing I had to do this morning)

So I am going up this little hill at about 5k/h praying that my camera doesn't get stolen when I see that I have reached 'the almost end' of 'THE ROAD'!! Relief- such relief in fact I start laughing so hard I was crying! My car had died- but never fear as I am a woman of many talents!! I revved the shit out of the car until ppoooooooffffff a cloud of black smoke came out and the revs went back to normal!!! What up?

So off I go at a more decent pase- through the deadliest of parts and into the industrial sights! Now this traffic just knocks the socks off any other traffic- big trucks, big busses (That think they are small and quick) and some bozzo's of note! I am constantly swapping lanes to try get the into the fastest one and noticed a borehole rig that seemed to be pushing his way quite nicely through the traffic- so i tailed him all whilst trying to push a pushing in bus off the road! And this is where it got me:

Ok so clever dick got stuck! What happened was the borehole rug thing rolled back, but like far back, what a freaking idiot! I hooted until my hooter sounded ill and unfortunately the cheeky bus got hit! I was so close to getting hit that I could not move an inch forward and I had another car up my arse! What can you do but laugh hysterically and make all the cars around you laugh too- again I found myself crying with laughter! (Which makes for a nice change to my normal traffic behaviour!)

So there you have it!

Have a good Thursday!!

xoxo

Ps I got wind that the Sharks are on top form and ready to hand Bulls their bums!!!