Over that day.....

Pheeww- I am so glad yesterday is over! I have never been in such a foul mood in my whole life! Of course only having a couple of hours of sleep doesn't help- in fact it is probably the cause of the mood! No wait!! It was just the losers...

As i said on Facebook Tin Roof once again rocked- it was a bit of a different crowd this time- quite a bit older- like say 35ish- which is an awesome thing because now I know I don't have to grow up for quite a while! So like I said in my last blog my night started with a fabulous dinner at The Friend with a Laughs house- it was sooooooo delish!! Green Thai curry, spring rolls and many a drinkie! With a start like that this was going to be a good night! Stomach lined, My Friend with Nice Boobs and I set off for the Roof! Excitement off the charts- I am addicted- so much so that I get a back to school feeling when I have to leave- unluckily for MFWNB- she ends up sleeping in my car!!! Bwa ha ha! Sorry MFWNB- I promised I would stop paying people to convince you to stay longer and I stuck to that! :)

I think the turning point was with TFWL and the Pommy friend arrived! The Pommy friend is just way to funny- I clearly remember her modeling along the bar- grabbing the back of a chair- flicking her hair and shaking her ass and modeling back!!! WTF- I had to try- but I had to do something even more awesome- I am not telling you what I did, but I thought I was pretty cool! She looks at me- as in a 'what the hell was that' look- and off she goes again! This went on for a while- I retired- The Pomm has wayyyyy to many moves!

So these are some of my lessons:

• Lining the stomach only prolongs the all fall down- which in turn means much less sleep!
• Zambucca is the devil! But so awefully tasty!! They should make a Zambucca flavoured Super Moo.
• Do not drink a shooter that consists of Apple Sourz and Amarula- it is the MOST revolting thing I have ever tasted- its like rotten milk with lumps of flour in it!
• Worst pick up line EVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR! I am such a knob!

I look, I see and I walk on over! Its two guys- I know neither of them:

Me: Hi is you name Ant?? (Breaking the ice with The Not Hot one)
NHO: No, sorry.
Me: Oh ok you look like someone I know.
(I then stand there arbly)
Me: What you guys up to.
Hot one: Having a few drinks.
Me: (The penny drops that I am an actual idiot) Have a nice night!

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would be so embarrassing if I met and actual famous person- I met a guy who looked like Daniel Radcliff:

          Me: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Very squeaky)
          DR: No I'm Tom..
          Me: But you have an American accent and you look like him.
          DR: I come from America.
          Me: Are you sure you aren't Danny and you just needed a break so you are hiding out in Zim??

And so it went on- and I can go on! I called him Danny the whole night!

• Eros (Greek God): he was often shown as a beautifully-formed, full-grown man.... I think I know him.

So its Friday- hoorrraaaaayyy for Fridays! The plan so far is to go to Honeybear- I miss Honeybear- Followed by some Tin Roof! Who can make these sorts of prediction at this time of day, but thats is the plan.

On Saturday I am off to the lovely Bushman Rock- I am being made a God Mother of the cutest, naughtiest little boy in the whole world! I am so excited!! There is of course, the Cricket World Cup- so no doubt Saturday is going to be awesome! Tin Roof will be screening the game on their big screen, followed by a jump up, and this week Honeybear will be doing something special: A fundraiser, its $5 to get in, there will be specials on their food, shooters girls as well as a live music! Whoop whoop!! So I might have to just do both- one half, one half...

For now thats me!
Have a fantastic weekend- be safe!!

xoxo