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I open my eye's and I know- I am on my way out! I must go to the hospital! With every heartbeat my head almost explodes- I cannot talk- in fact I can barely breath! Red wine is the enemy!!! And this is a note to self to stop trying to make friends with it! You know its bad day when you wake up like that, you haven't packed the right bra for the shirt, you go to Fruit and Veg City to get a smoothie- and because you can't decide you end up with a kiwi, melon, banana, grape, more melon and strawberry one! And now I have to blog about last night and i am trying to erase it from my memory!!!

So it was a girls night and it was my farewell- yes I am leaving! :( (For a week) :) I have photo's but I am too good a friend to post them! The place- it was amazing! Its a secret for now but I will let you know soon! The best bunny chow since Durban days, very very bad wine (I hope you got that) and even worse poeple! No, on a serious note- it was flipping amazing!!! I cannot wait till they are all sorted and I can tell you all about it!

But why oh why do i always have to go that 1 step (No make it 10 steps) too far! I went out- and dragged The People with me! It was a waste of time and helluva embarrasing:

Al- "Please just let us in for free- I am THE ZIM SOCIALITE! etc etc!" Oh how embarrassing can one person be in a night! Try this.....

• Sang! Loud! I did not even need a mic!
• Took the left over wine- but did not put the lid on properly! I am now hanging and I cannot open my handbag because I will hurl! Oh and my airticket was in the bag- and is now drenched.
• Tried to hook the friend up with oldest ugliest man- please forgive me- its hard to see with 'wine bottle goggles on'!
• Spoke about sex as thought I created it.
• Stated- "horse riders must be the best in bed!" (Did the whole motion and all)- I recall even 'smacking the pony!'- for goodness sake
• There was more but for now I can't remember!

So now- I am sitting at work- I walked the whole way to my desk with sunglasses on! I am now wearing reading glasses to try cover the bleeding eyes and I can just smell the red wine wafting out of my bag! It is going to be a very long day- at least I can set my aircon at the lowest temprature possible- the heat would kill me!